my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
10.14.2014  +1612
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10.08.2014  +29331
10.07.2014  +112843
10.06.2014  +26664
10.03.2014  +6985


*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez, via shallowlungs)

10.02.2014  +194887
10.02.2014  +35922
09.26.2014  +55388
09.11.2014  +2815
09.04.2014  +17146


i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

(via sun-glitters)

09.02.2014  +57985
08.31.2014  +15251